miércoles, 9 de octubre de 2013

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T were you gonna marry him VESPA Because, Im a princess, and I have to marry a prince LONE STAR Ah, and he doesnt do it for you, huh VESPA No, he doesnt do it for me I really must go back I shouldnt have run away I realize, now, that love is one luxury a princess cannot afford LONE STARR Youre probably right VESPA I know, now, that I must live without love LONE STARR I guess so VESPA Besides, love isnt that important LONE STARR Naaa, never was VESPA I could be perfectly happy the rest of my life without love (looks at him) LONE STARR Sure you could VESPA Without physical contact LONE STARR Yeah VESPA Without being held (moves closer to him) LONE STARR Yeah (moves in closer) VESPA Or kissed VESPA and LONE STARR are about to kiss when an alarm starts going off DOTS Virgin Alarm is going off BARF (wakes up) Abandon ship Abandon ship Women and mogs first DOT walks over to VESPA and LONE STARR DOT Well have none of that, mister (to VESPA) How far did he get Whered he touch Whered he touch VESPA Nothing happened LONE STARR What the hell was that noise DOT That was my Virgin Alarm Its programmed to go off before you do You get back to bed, miss And as for you, sexfiend LONE STAR All right All right Lets all get some sleep We gotta get moving before dawn BARF Why so early LONE STARR Because, were in the middle of the desert, and were not gonna get far once that blazing sun gets overhead DISSOLVE TO: A blazing sun BARFS VOICE Nice dissolve DESERT MORNING LONE STARR is walking, followed by BARF, DOT, then VESPA They are all getting tired LONE STARR Water, water BARF (panting) Water DOT Oil, oil VEPSA Room service, room service DISSOLVE TO: A blazing sun DESERT DAY LONE STARR is carrying VESPA BARF is carrying DOT VESPA and DOT are asleep BARF and LONE STARR are really tired BARF I cant, I cant, I cant go, I cant go any further I cant go any further LONE STARR Just one more dune to go BARF Nope you said that three dunes ago I got no more left Oh, waiter, check please (falls down) LONE STARR Must go on Must go on Must go on Who am I kidding (drops VESPA then falls down) The DINKS walk on the screen They are short people with goldbrownish skin The DINKS (sing) Dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink The DINKS see LONE STARR, VESPA, BARF, and DOT lying on the ground They go to their aid HEAD DINK Dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink The DINKS split up and start giving water and oil to VESPA, LONE STARR, BARF, and DOT HEAD DINK (with Barf) Dink, dink, dink, dink, dink Dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink BARFS TAIL starts wagging HEAD DINK (with Barf) Dink, dink, dink, dink BARF Oh, thanks little guy (starts lapping the water) LONE STARR Thank you HEAD DINK (with Barf) Dink, dink, dink LONE STARR Did I miss something When did we get to Disneyland LONE STARR, VESPA, DOT, and BARF are being led by the DINKS to somewhere The DINKS (sing) Dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink DARK HELMETS CRUISER DAY DARK HELMET and COL SANDURZ are in a cruiser DARK HELMET is standing up, looking though binoculars He has different type of uniform with a different type of helmet DARK HELMET (mask on) I dont see them, Sandurz COL SANDURZ Ive sent the troops on up to Vector 78, sir DARK HELMET Good Lets get moving COL SANDURZ Yes, sir Driver, prepare to move out DARK HELMET What are you preparing Youre always preparing Just go COL SANDURZ Just go DRIVER Yes, sir COL SANDURZ Sir, shouldnt you sit down The cruiser takes off, and DARK HELMET is thrown in his seat EXT TEMPLE DAY The DINKS are opening a secret door in the sand, and lead LONE STARR, BARF, VESPA, and DOT inside They walk down a set of stairs INT TEMPLE DAY The DINKS Dink, dink, dink Dink, dink, dink BARF What are they sayin VESPA Well, its obvious they want us to go with them They start walking down a tunnel with a huge statue at the end VESPA What is this place BARF It looks like the Temple of Doom DOT Sure aint Temple Bethresel LONE STARR Cmon I think wed better follow em Steam starts coming out of the ears of the statue BARF Ahoh I think we woke it up DOT Goodbye, folks (turns around and starts running to the door) Let me know how it turns out VESPA Comeback here DOT We need you LONE STARR Cmon, we gotta keep going VESPA Whats gonna happen now LONE STARR Dont ask, maybe it wont BARF Well, what if it does I dont about know about you, but Im all for leaving I think we oughtta get outta here Fire comes out of the statues eyes LONE STARR, VESPA, DOT and BARF Wow YOGURTS VOICE Silence Who dares enter the sacred and awesome presence of the everlasting knowitall, Yogurt LONE STARR, VESPA, DOT and BARF Yogurt The bottom of the statue opens up A small man about 3 feet tall comes out YOGURT You heard of me LONE STARR Heard of ya Who hasnt of Yogurt VESPA Yogurt, the wise DOT Yogurt, the all powerful BARF Yogurt, the magnificent YOGURT Please, please, dont make a fuse Im just plain

I took the liberty of sending this again because I did not hear from you the first few times. To make it go away just-go-here or send word to:-Five-Zero-One-Fifth Ave_Suite.602-New-York,_NY_10017

Kind Wishes, Michael

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